Last fall, the Eater Austin comments section began to be blessed (cursed?) with the presence of a commenter with a singular goal: to make stuff up about Larry McGuire, Austin's wildly successful cheftrepreneur of the moment, and anyone else he or she could get his or her keyboardy hands on. That commenter began to be known as Larry McGuire Fantasy Commenter, or LMFC for short.
Eater Austin's attempts to contact LMFC have, sadly, failed. We don't know who LMFC is, we only know the trail of totally speculative snark they've left over the last few months. Now, Eater Austin presents a map of LMFC's greatest hits, not-at-all real news about McGuire's not-real, entirely made-up future plans for restaurants around town. Because we all can dream, can't we?
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