It's hot out there. Already. With historic temperature records wilting under the hefty Texan sun every day, it's too hot to do anything other than get in the car, crank that AC, and get yourself directly to a fine purveyor of frozen goods. Whether your dessert preference is ice-based, dairy-based, or comes in a more adult form (hello, beer floats!), we've got you covered.

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