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Austin's Least Romantic Bars And Restaurants, Updated

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Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill

It’s Valentine’s Day on Saturday, so love is in the air and all that other mushy stuff, but this isn’t a list of the perfect places to woo someone. These are Austin’s least romantic bars and restaurants, updated. You won't find anyone at these places having a Valentine's date this weekend at all. This is a guide for everyone seeking refuge away from candlelight dinners and sweeping violins. The places on the list aren’t (necessarily) bad, but they're not the right fit for grand love gestures. The rules: no fast food or national chains. You're encouraged to add your suggestions in the comments or on the tipline.

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Note: Restaurants on this map are listed geographically.

1. Buffet King

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Capitol Plaza
Austin, TX

2. Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill

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214 E 6th St
Austin, TX 78701
(512) 469-0001
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3. Cain & Abel's

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2313 Rio Grande St
Austin, TX 78705
(512) 323-0206
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4. Phil's Ice House

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5620 Burnet Rd
Austin, TX 78756
(512) 524-1212
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5. Hopdoddy Burger Bar

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1400 S Congress Ave
Austin, TX 78704
(512) 243-7505
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6. Burger Tex

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5420 Airport Blvd
Austin, TX 78751
(512) 453-8772
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7. Click's Billiards

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2121 E Oltorf St
Austin, TX 78741
(512) 448-4945
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8. Franklin Barbecue

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900 E 11th St
Austin, TX 78702
(512) 653-1187
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9. G & S Lounge

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2420 S. 1st St
Austin, TX 78704
(512) 707-8702
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10. Mooseknuckle

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406 E 6th St
Austin, TX 78701
(512) 473-2433

11. Hoek's Death Metal Pizza

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511 E 6th St
Austin, TX 78701
(512) 474-6357
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12. The Stomping Grounds

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9112 Anderson Mill Rd
Austin, TX 78729

13. Barfly's

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5420 Airport Blvd
Austin, TX 78751
(512) 452-6455
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14. Dirty Bill's

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511 Rio Grande St
Austin, TX 78701
(512) 477-3789

15. Donut Taco Palace III

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N Lamar
Austin, TX 78751

16. The Ranch

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710 W 6th St.
Austin, TX 78701
(512) 694-2469
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17. Sushi Junai

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1612 Lavaca St
Austin, TX 78701
(512) 322-2428

1. Buffet King

Capitol Plaza, Austin, TX
Capitol Plaza
Austin, TX

2. Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill

214 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78701
214 E 6th St
Austin, TX 78701

3. Cain & Abel's

2313 Rio Grande St, Austin, TX 78705
2313 Rio Grande St
Austin, TX 78705

4. Phil's Ice House

5620 Burnet Rd, Austin, TX 78756
5620 Burnet Rd
Austin, TX 78756

5. Hopdoddy Burger Bar

1400 S Congress Ave, Austin, TX 78704
1400 S Congress Ave
Austin, TX 78704

6. Burger Tex

5420 Airport Blvd, Austin, TX 78751
5420 Airport Blvd
Austin, TX 78751

7. Click's Billiards

2121 E Oltorf St, Austin, TX 78741
2121 E Oltorf St
Austin, TX 78741

8. Franklin Barbecue

900 E 11th St, Austin, TX 78702
900 E 11th St
Austin, TX 78702

9. G & S Lounge

2420 S. 1st St, Austin, TX 78704
2420 S. 1st St
Austin, TX 78704

10. Mooseknuckle

406 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78701
406 E 6th St
Austin, TX 78701

11. Hoek's Death Metal Pizza

511 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78701
511 E 6th St
Austin, TX 78701

12. The Stomping Grounds

9112 Anderson Mill Rd, Austin, TX 78729
9112 Anderson Mill Rd
Austin, TX 78729

13. Barfly's

5420 Airport Blvd, Austin, TX 78751
5420 Airport Blvd
Austin, TX 78751

14. Dirty Bill's

511 Rio Grande St, Austin, TX 78701
511 Rio Grande St
Austin, TX 78701

15. Donut Taco Palace III

N Lamar, Austin, TX 78751
N Lamar
Austin, TX 78751

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16. The Ranch

710 W 6th St., Austin, TX 78701
710 W 6th St.
Austin, TX 78701

17. Sushi Junai

1612 Lavaca St, Austin, TX 78701
1612 Lavaca St
Austin, TX 78701

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