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Austin's Least Romantic Bars And Restaurants, Mapped

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Looking for a romantic place to take your sweetie to tonight? Dying to show your crush that you can really pull out all the stops when it comes to relationships? Certain that, in the right lighting, your carefully choreographed Valentine's Day proposal will bring your intended to tears? Then you sure have come to the wrong website.

Our list of Austin's least romantic bars and restaurants is not for the anti-romance. It's not for the broken-hearted. It's not for the jilted. It's just for people who'd like to go out in the world today who don't want to deal with everyone else's epic date night. These places aren't (necessarily) bad, they're simply not romantic. At all.

The rules: no fast food, and no national chains. You're encouraged to add your suggestions in the comments.
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Note: Restaurants on this map are listed geographically.

Buffet King

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Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill

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Cain & Abel's

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Phil's Ice House

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Hopdoddy

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Burger Tex

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Clicks Billiards

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Franklin Barbecue

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G & S Lounge

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Moose Knuckle Pub

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Buffet King

Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill

Cain & Abel's

Phil's Ice House

Hopdoddy

Burger Tex

Clicks Billiards

Franklin Barbecue

G & S Lounge

Moose Knuckle Pub

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