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Austin's Least Romantic Bars And Restaurants, Mapped

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Looking for a romantic place to take your sweetie to tonight? Dying to show your crush that you can really pull out all the stops when it comes to relationships? Certain that, in the right lighting, your carefully choreographed Valentine's Day proposal will bring your intended to tears? Then you sure have come to the wrong website.

Our list of Austin's least romantic bars and restaurants is not for the anti-romance. It's not for the broken-hearted. It's not for the jilted. It's just for people who'd like to go out in the world today who don't want to deal with everyone else's epic date night. These places aren't (necessarily) bad, they're simply not romantic. At all.

The rules: no fast food, and no national chains. You're encouraged to add your suggestions in the comments.

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Note: Restaurants on this map are listed geographically.

1. Buffet King

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5451 N I- 35 Service Rd
Austin, TX 78723
(512) 452-1888

2. Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill

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214 E 6th St
Austin, TX 78701
(512) 469-0001
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3. Cain & Abel's

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2313 Rio Grande St
Austin, TX 78705
(512) 476-3201
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4. Phil's Ice House

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5620 Burnet Rd
Austin, TX 78756
(512) 524-1212
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5. Hopdoddy

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1400 S Congress Ave
Austin, TX 78704
(512) 243-7505
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6. Burger Tex

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5420 Airport Blvd
Austin, TX 78751
(512) 453-8772
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7. Clicks Billiards

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2121 E Oltorf St
Austin, TX 78741
(512) 448-4945
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8. Franklin Barbecue

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900 E 11th St
Austin, TX 78702
(512) 653-1187
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9. G & S Lounge

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2420 S 1st St
Austin, TX 78704
(512) 707-8702

10. Moose Knuckle Pub

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406 E 6th St
Austin, TX 78701
(212) 360-2360

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1. Buffet King

5451 N I- 35 Service Rd, Austin, TX 78723
5451 N I- 35 Service Rd
Austin, TX 78723

2. Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill

214 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78701
214 E 6th St
Austin, TX 78701

3. Cain & Abel's

2313 Rio Grande St, Austin, TX 78705
2313 Rio Grande St
Austin, TX 78705

4. Phil's Ice House

5620 Burnet Rd, Austin, TX 78756
5620 Burnet Rd
Austin, TX 78756

5. Hopdoddy

1400 S Congress Ave, Austin, TX 78704
1400 S Congress Ave
Austin, TX 78704

6. Burger Tex

5420 Airport Blvd, Austin, TX 78751
5420 Airport Blvd
Austin, TX 78751

7. Clicks Billiards

2121 E Oltorf St, Austin, TX 78741
2121 E Oltorf St
Austin, TX 78741

8. Franklin Barbecue

900 E 11th St, Austin, TX 78702
900 E 11th St
Austin, TX 78702

9. G & S Lounge

2420 S 1st St, Austin, TX 78704
2420 S 1st St
Austin, TX 78704

10. Moose Knuckle Pub

406 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78701
406 E 6th St
Austin, TX 78701

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