Texas senator, Republican presidential candidate, and wannabe cowboy Ted Cruz revealed he likes to cook bacon by firing a machine gun in a video on the Independent Journal Review. In it, he went to a shooting range in Iowa and wrapped strips of bacon around the barrel of the gun, covering it tightly with foil. As he shot a hanging paper target multiple times, the heat from the gun cooked the meat as grease splattered on the floor. When he was done, he picked off the sizzling meat with a fork from the gun and savored it.
Texas Senator Ted Cruz Makes Machine Gun Bacon
Guns and meat.