Alamo Drafthouse’s Kinky ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Menu Will Leave You Wanting More

Valentine’s Day, bondage, and Fifty Shades of Grey all come together with the Alamo Drafthouse’s newest seasonal food and drinks offerings in honor of the Twilight fan fiction-turned-novel-turned-film. On the "seductive" menu is kink-less tomato gazpacho and kinky Red Room Velvet Cake, which comes with champagne berries (sorry, no handcuffs). Drinks include the Maiden’s Prayer and the silly-sounding Hanky Panky. The menu follows below.

If BDSM doesn’t appeal, then don’t forget the Alamo Drafthouse’s cannibal feast for the very romantic screening of Cannibal Holocaust on Saturday, February 14, or there’s the very kid-friendly offerings of the Spongebob Squarepants menu, including a massive burrito hamburger patty.

Seasonal Food Specials

Tomato Gazpacho
Cucumber, Red Onion, Olive Oil, Sherry Vinegar

Red Room Red Velvet Cake
Creamy Vanilla Frosting, Champagne-Drenched Berries

Red Room Red Velvet Cake
Creamy Vanilla Frosting, Champagne-Drenched Berries

Drink Specials

Hanky Panky
Gin, Sweet Vermouth, Fernet-Branca

Maiden’s Prayer
Gin, Cointreau, Lemon, Orange