The Alamo Drafthouse's relentless realification of fictional food continues with their special SpongeBob Krabby Patty menu offerings this month. Based on SpongeBob's many failed creations in the SpongeBob You're Fired episode, Drafthouse patrons can now order a Burrito Patty, a Noodle Patty, a Pizza Patty, and Weenie Patty. The specials menu also offers an original Krabby Patty with "undersea cheese" and "sea lettuce." The SpongeBob movie opens Thursday at the Drafthouse Lakeline and Slaughter.
On the less family-friendly front, The Drafthouse also rolled out several Fifty Shades of Grey specials which are both red and vegan (a gazpacho and a red velvet cake). Check out the full menu on their website.