What was Your Least Romantic Restaurant Experience?

Valentine's Day is a noted shitshow in the dining world, rife with gimmicks, overpriced prix fixe menus and a million couples out being all lovey-face. Eater has mapped Austin's least romantic restaurants, and in honor of Black Friday, Eater will be compiling a treasury of readers' least romantic restaurant experiences. Whether it's a breakup, a disastrous blind date, or just some really weird shenanigans, share in the comments or hit the tipline.
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