Bargain Basement Valentine's: Jackalope or Taco Cabana?

Say you desperately want to do something Valentine's-themed tonight while spending as little money as possible. Perhaps you and your beloved are on a seriously budget. Perhaps you crazy kids don't want to support the cupid-industrial complex. Fear not: you have options. Dirty Sixth stalwart The Jackalope is offering their "the legendary double wide hotdog" and a bottle of "not fancy" champagne for $10. Meanwhile, Taco Cabana is offering a two-for-one dining deal for just $9.99, including soft drinks, from 4 p.m. to 4 a.m. Which do you chose? Cast your vote below and make your case in the comments.