Gobbled That Brisket Like Nobody's Business

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by Nadia Chaudhury Dec 5, 2014, 1:59pm CST

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I’m not sure I'm pretentious enough to be called an Austinite. [Yelp]
Chewy, crispy, handmade corn tortilla? You had me at chewy! [Chowhound]
there's your problem right there: attempting to obtain unobtainium [Reddit]
I've become disenchanted with HEB carrots, as they taste tasteless and watery. [Chowhound]
Many parents imbibing and ignoring their little monsters [Chowhound]
Because of the severe gastrointestinal distress thereafter. [Reddit]
I don't even like red meat and I gobbled that brisket like nobody's business. [Yelp]
Seriously, when did Austin become NYC? [Yelp]

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