John Mueller Went on a Twitter Rant Against Anonymous Critics

Cantankerous barbecue cook and moonlighting detective John Mueller took to Twitter again to rant last night. This time, he wanted people to know that his barbecue trailer John Mueller Meat Co. is indeed open, and that there’s "no need to be a bitch behind yelp or your Twitter handle" because he’s there to talk about any criticism anytime. Last night’s diatribe was shorter than the one from earlier this fall, when he ranked Austin’s barbecue cooks. Read on for his full tirade.

Ok ladies and gentlemen

— John Mueller Meat (@JSM_meat) December 4, 2014

Things have been really really slow and I've been Twitter silent...not my nature

— John Mueller Meat (@JSM_meat) December 4, 2014

Yes I am still open and yes if you need to talk to me I'm at the lot 7 days a week

— John Mueller Meat (@JSM_meat) December 4, 2014

No need to be a bitch behind yelp or your Twitter handle im more than happy to listen to you face to face to name JMMC better

— John Mueller Meat (@JSM_meat) December 4, 2014

Ha make not name

— John Mueller Meat (@JSM_meat) December 4, 2014

Is this what yall want?

— John Mueller Meat (@JSM_meat) December 4, 2014

I'd rather cook and not deal with this shit but everyone wants to hear my mouth

— John Mueller Meat (@JSM_meat) December 4, 2014

Sorry I'm not your typical media whore "pit master" I just want to cook. If that makes me am asshole so be it

— John Mueller Meat (@JSM_meat) December 4, 2014

If that's the end of days so be it

— John Mueller Meat (@JSM_meat) December 4, 2014

A few minutes later, he added:

A lot of favorites and retweeting but no answers

— John Mueller Meat (@JSM_meat) December 4, 2014

God I hate auto correct

— John Mueller Meat (@JSM_meat) December 4, 2014