What The Truck

Gather round, children, for the tale of Chase Hoffberger's visit to the new "spaghetti-slangin'" Patrizi's truck at the Butterfly Bar. Complete with dialogue: "'Full order? Full order. 'Full order. Full order? With the Wop burger?' he asked 'No. No. No,' he said. 'Just the full order.'" Also yes, you read that right. There's a "Wop burger" on the menu: "It's delicious. It's also just a meatball sub named in jest." [Austin Chronicle]