A little under a year ago, Bikinis breastaurateur® Doug Guller added the title of "mayor" to his resumé after he bought the mostly abandoned Hill Country town of Bankersmith, Texas and renamed it Bikinis. He's a fedora'd man with a plan: the site is a "big playground" with a dance hall and a titload of bars. "We may look into doing the most bars per square foot," Guller wondered aloud to Eater Austin in an interview last year.
Now, Bikinis, Texas has set an opening date: July 13th. Lockhart legend Black's Barbecue will cater the opening festivities, Jerry Jeff Walker will play a concert at "Guller Hall," and naturally a full bar will be on offer, plus:
The grand opening will begin at 12pm and will feature an appearance from the first Bikinis Hall of Fame inductee Carmen Electra who will make breast imprints in bronzed bikinis as her placement in the Hall of Fame.Admission to Bikinis is $5 and an as-yet undetermined portion of your soul.
[Photo: Google Maps/EATX/Bikinis]