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bikinis150.jpgNow that Doug Guller of Bikinis has trademarked the term "breastaurant," what are we going to call eating establishments at which female servers wear minimal amounts of clothing? Eater National has Guller's original trademark application, and submits these alternatives: "Boobstaurant, chestaurant, brastaurant, mammarystaurant." [-EN-]