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Possible best or worst job ever alert: leading tourists on drunken stumbles through downtown. The Firehouse Hostel, mothership to the Firehouse Lounge, seeks guides to plan and lead pub crawls, plus "watch for and control over consumption of alcohol, conflicts/fights and any illegal activities." [Craigslist]