Rumormongering

Want to work at a "Hot and newly opened Restaurant that aspires to become a premiere slow food destination?" Better have a full-body photo and headshot ready in response to this Craigslist ad, so the folks behind an as-yet-unnamed South Lamar spot can envision how you'll look in their "vintage," uh, "thematic attire." The proprietors tell Eater Austin they're "transforming an existing restaurant," but won't say where or which. Larry McGuire Fantasy Commenter, this one's for you. [Craigslist/Eaterwire]