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At last, the glowing endorsement of Noodles & Company from upscale lifestyle magazine TRIBEZA that the world has been waiting for! Making a bizarre connection between the Super Bowl and pasta bowls ("a touchdown for every palate") at a chain fast casual restaurant that doesn't sell alcohol, doesn't have televisions and serves the very definition of the opposite of game day finger foods, TRIBEZA gushes: "Noodles & Company is redefining quick and casual dining to mean both fresh and delicious." [TRIBEZA]