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coyoteuglybar.jpgHAAAAYYY LAAAYYYDEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!! Coyote Ugly downtown is "HIRING FEMALE BARTENDERS WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE AND OUTGOING PERSONALITY!!!!!" Are you looking for "OPPORTUNITIES TO BE ON TV, TRAVEL ALL OVER THE WORLD, AND MAKE GREAT CASH," but worried that your current employer's basic respect for written English may be standing between you and your fullest potential? Then "PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON" at the bar, so they can hire you based on how closely you adhere to culturally enforced standards of beauty. [Craigslist]

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