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Oh, Rob!

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congress150chair.jpgQuit being so fancy when it comes eating out, Austinites! This is Rob "Dining Out" Balon's plea, because oh my god, if another one of you prissy snobs demands white tablecloths and leather chairs at every meal, as you are always doing, Balon is just gonna go kaput. He knows y'all are accustomed to spooning caviar into Waterford dishes before washing it down with gallons of Cristal, but he begs of you, "don’t let the look of a restaurant or lack of it fool you, especially in and around Austin!" [Dining Out]

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