Wankery

Statesman columnist Ken Herman, Friend To Former New York Times Restaurant Critic Frank Bruni, thrives under pressure. See, Ken Herman, Friend To Former New York Times Restaurant Critic Frank Bruni, knew that Frank Bruni, Ken Herman's Friend, was coming to town. Naturally Ken Herman, Friend To Former New York Times Restaurant Critic Frank Bruni, would be taking Frank Bruni, Ken Herman's Friend, to dinner. So where did Ken Herman, Friend To Former New York Times Restaurant Critic Frank Bruni take Frank Bruni, Ken Herman's friend? Parkside. [Statesman]