Kids These Days

Quit ruining Hole in the Wall for this grown-ass human being who is afraid of Brussels sprouts, Paul Qui! Daily Texan writer Christine Ayala Alexa Hart (the byline was mysteriously changed after the story originally posted) is old enough to order beer, but not old enough to get over the fact that East Side King serves "just about everything [she] never wanted to try as a kid." Hart, who has never eaten at an East Side King truck, says she'll maybe deign to try ESK "eventually," but she'll never admit to liking it "unless [she] can get some bacon salt on those fried beets." Pack your knives and go, Paul. [Daily Texan]