These whippersnapper Austin kiddo restaurant employees are on my lawn with their long hair and their tattoos! Everybody pile on this great Yelp thread which begins, and we are not even kidding you, "What is it with the age 18-30 servers today?" It continues: "Now that some Austin restaurants (see any Kirby Lane, among others) allow servers to have hair hanging below the collar, visible tattoos, pierced: eyebrows, noses, lips, tongues and gigantic thick (and solid) rings in their ears, what's next?" Armageddon! [Yelp Austin]
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