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Grown-Ass Man Discovers Sushi Is Not Gross

nanami.jpgNot only is sushi not gross, it is edible, discovers Statesman staffer Jason Whaley in this breaking news report. His verdict: sushi is not "some horrible dish reserved for the bold or wealthy." If you can find someone who doesn't know that wasabi is hot ("like a Dumpster fire had broken out in my mouth") and that the fish is not old (with a "washed up on the beach for days" flavor) they'll probably find this article really informative. The rest of us will just have to be happy with the phrase "I couldn't believe what I was sliding into my mouth." [Austin360]