Watch a Turkey Race. Kind Of. More of a Turkey Carry

Here's a new competition for you, an annual Turkey Race in Cuero, Texas.

"I hate to even say this, but turkeys are supposed to be the dumbest birds of all," said Richard Theesfeld. After watching the video turkeys seem harder to race than herding cats. Maybe someone should enter a butterball on a skateboard with a few rockets. Now that would probably be a winner. If it ends up exploding, maybe the flames will make you a roasted bird for Thanksgiving dinner.

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